Saturday, December 21, 2013

the old needs viagra


The old needs Viagra
Just so he can hit the high
Into the par hole on the green
Too many he can't run

The old stand alone
On the green with his putter
Studying the putting hole
Worrying if he can perform

While in Western Australia
A woman sued the deli
She found semen in her drinking water
She said she just knew it

The DNA test confirmed
The owner was the culprit
The sign of human weaknesses
Maybe a bet had been place

The old drives his putter
Rolling over the green of touching blades
Slowly it tries to sink into the hole
It misses by an inch..the owner groans unbelieving

In the politics jargon
Viagra to enrich the pockets
When the time has come
The people will look for the new


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