Saturday, July 30, 2005
sex education 3
sex education 2
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
What Do Doctors Know!
According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
Bad Middle Ages!
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
The modern IUD invented was invented in 1909.
What About The Cucumber?
.According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.
Depends On Who You Ask?
According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.
It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
More Reasons To Own A Vibrator!
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous
muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
Blame It On Ben!
"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
What's In A Name?
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
8 out of 10 Can't Be Wrong!
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10
stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside
of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm our of cow dung.
Friday, July 29, 2005
sex education 1
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
Is Penis Size Important?
Yes and No - it is only as important as you think it is. Most women surveyed say men are too hung up on penis size. As far as sexual stimulation penis width is more important than the length.
How Do I Measure My Penis?
.After obtaining an erection angle your penis down until it is parallel to the floor. Set your ruler against your pubic bone just above the base of the penis, and measure to the tip.
Can Penis Size Be Increased?
Penis pumps can temporarily increase the size of a penis - read more here. For permanent increase it requires a surgical procedure. Be warned surgery carries with it the risk of infection. This book can help provide information about increasing penis size.
The Penis Party . . .
Every year on March 15 Japan throws a giant festival to celebrate the penis and fertility. A 900-pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets of the town Komaki, and women carry massive dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the penis and take part in the festivities.
Do You Know Where Your Foreskin Is?
In America hundreds of thousands of circumcised foreskins have been sold to bio-research laboratories.
A Weighty Issue!
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up - while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
Double Your Pleasure!
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of
men similarly endowed.
Sue the Bastards!
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
The Royal Way!
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
The Ultimate Hello!
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Not The Way To Go!
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
A Fashion Statement!
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
Time On Your Side?
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. More Kama Sutra information here.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
i am out 25
Taxes warming our seats. Electricity, water and petrol prices will hike up soon. By 1/1/2007 the GST will hang loose on our necks....I wonder how the kopitiam owners/hawkers going to implement this tax on the customers. Easy way don't issue bill! No bill no tax both ways. Let the government ICQ for it. Further when Telekom has done its rationalization programmes, chopped off certain heads of companies and put his own like minded people, trimmed the employees load, etc....then hike the rate....the fastest way to make money
The major telcos have done it through sms/mms. Every one pays. In fact many people don't know the service charges on their bills....all because of the small very tiny print in its brochures like Maxis and Astro owned by Ananda Krishnan....Every one is waiting for MiTV which is still a long way to the horizon.....maybe going to sleep in the jungle....
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
i am out 24
Because they can't stand on their own two feet! Now the statistic told a different story. They can't achieve the desired target and so the present government will continue......this is robbing the other citizens of the country. Other races too are not rich and cant enjoy the fruits of the country's wealth. No Sir!!! There are poor people who suffer the same as the Malays...but they are not offering anything extra...
The NEP is a divide and rule tactic serving the rights of the ruling elite. These people take a leaf from the British rule then. Yet these elite people ridiculed and condemned the British Government for her policy of divide and rule regime. What I see the present policies too take up the lead of the former British Government system..
When all these lopsided policies will end? In 2020?
On another matter a former driver killed himself in his brother's car. He was out of job for a month so he couldnt take it he committed suicide. He was depressed but he never thought about his wife and his children. What a selfish man he was! So he left misery for his wife and children to carry on their lives without him. Depression without job doesnt mean life is at end. I know it is hard to live day to day. This is the test of one's will to face challenges in the daily life. Living nobody can say it is easy. It takes hard work and a total desire to live - to feel the flow and the happiness of living. I guess not every one think this way. Many try to go the easy way out of any misery.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
i am out 23
Now something about the bombings in London. The British Pakistanis said that the British Government didnt help them. They are ignored by the government although they are the citizen of Britain. Majority are Muslims living in Britain. So whatever happens then it could be the fault of the British Government. The young Muslims angered by the isolation of the British Government policies lured themselves to the extreme views propagated by the terrorist groups -bomb the place to get recognition-otherwise nobody will wake up from sleep. The British Paki wants help from the British Government. If not, the young ultra Muslims will campaign to bomb Britain. This also reminds me of the Malays who want government help through their lives. Without it they feel they are at a disadvantaged..The common factor - Muslim. I feel shameful that these people never want to fight to build their own nests for the future. Every one of us has the skill and intelligent to do something good for oneself and the country but not on the handouts from the government.
Dont play the disadvantage card all the times; it may fall flat on your life!
Sunday, July 24, 2005
i am out 22
Eygpt was bombed! A Muslim country yet she is targetted by the terrorists. Will it happen to my country? I shudder to think about it. The way the country's elite doing business it just may happen. The ripening fruit has opened. So it is much easy to select targets to hit it. The top Malay terrorists are still on the run in Indonesia.
World War 3? It may happen in 2012. It is the date calculated by the Mayans. Our world then will get the onslaught of the fire from the Lord....
Saturday, July 23, 2005
i am out 21
Change the mindset
Promote Islam Hadhari
Improve quality of life
All the years through the previous PM these are suppose to happen to them. Through the various race base policies and encouragement yet every new PM says his people must be assisted all the times. Thus what happen to the other races? For the last 47 years of the country I believe it is enough to give the handout to his race. The policies shouldnt be extended or framed to assist them anymore. It has to stop!
Thursday, July 21, 2005
i am out 20
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
i am out 19
Called them Towering Malays......NEP 2?? Maybe it may happen since the NEP of the 70s is old...so new idea to bridge it again. The government shouldnt help these people anymore. It is time to open it to all races in the country. Arent we to entitle to the riches of the country?
Now we hear a nicer word 'glocal' for the Malays. Before NEP 2 can take off, come the super hero to hit the roof. Fantastic 4 drama....No wonder the non-Malays always lose out in monetary and business benefits...and in tertiary education too. How long before the fire burn the country?
The cake of the country must be distributed fairly and equally. It cannot be biased towards one race. It spells the corrupted root in our system. The country is still a safe place to live and earn a living because the emotional bank is very high so whatever difficulties arise it could be solved one way or another....
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
i am out 18
People never want to leave the country because of the peace and harmony; good food and entertainment and religious freedom though there are many ills befallen in the country. It is the policy of spoon feeding the Malays until such time they just can't get away with it. They demand for it all the times. I think there must be a time frame to help a race. By right we shouldnt even talk and write of one race. It should be for the whole country - the multi-racial citizen. I know some do leave because they have their own political agendas I will stay in my own country which I consider it is the best in the world
Sunday, July 17, 2005
i am out 17
It is the Malay politician who made it seemed it is so. Even the former PM said the country is an Islamic state. He wanted to garder votes and support from the majority race in the country. The founding fathers of the nation didnt want an Islamic State. They recognised that the country is multi-racial, multi-religious, multi-cultural and multi so many that to do so may create another racial tension worst than the communist insurgents then. So they made it official the religion of Islam with other faiths sharing equal freedom of practice in the country. This is the foundation for peace and co-existence in the country. Now the ruling elite is trying to enforce it against the Federal Law. It is written so plainly that every citizen recognises it. The other Muslim countries recognise the country is an Islamic State because Islam is the official religion of the country but it doesnt say it is an Islamic State under the Federal Constitution.
The MP for Jerai has crossed the line. Why dont the government charge him under seditious law? I doubt the ruling elite will charge its member(s) Likewise if he can't take the heat, he should relocate to another country where his ideas are welcome. In Parliament is to discuss what to do for the country. As the peoples' representative he should be aware of his comments. He didnt get elected through the Malays votes but the votes of the multi-races in the country.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
other crazy thought 11
A Glorious Story
by Glenn T. Stanton
Christians have a far more beautiful story to tell about the glorious nature of human sexuality than any other story occupying the cultural stage now or ever. None of the rivals are even close. The Christian story of sexuality is true to the fullness in which God made us as humans and true to the nature of what is ultimately behind everything in the universe: God, who is love and who dwells in loving intimacy. We shouldn’t be shy about telling it with the power and beauty of our lives.
We tell it to the world when we make deliberate decisions to protect our sexual health and wholeness from the ravaging wolves of premarital and extramarital sex.
We tell it to our spouses when we give our total selves exclusively to them, desiring to give and serve rather than to take. We tell it when we affirm, honor, and protect their femininity or masculinity, whether we’re alone or in front of others.
We tell it to our spouses and children when we honor our spouses with our fidelity. This isn’t just physical, but also mental and emotional. Husband, do your wife and children see you looking at other women or treating other women more kindly than you do your own wife? Wife, do you use sex as a bargaining chip with your husband, even playfully: “If you don’t play golf this Saturday, maybe we can see what happens after the kids go to bed?” Married couples should give of themselves freely and exclusively, without demanding from one another.
We tell the Christian story when we treat our spouses as reflections of God upon the earth, not as objects for our own pleasure or usefulness.
As your friends and children observe your life, what do they learn about sexuality? Do they get a distinctly Christian picture of sexuality? Do they see that you seek to please God and reflect His nature by honoring and serving your spouse? How we quietly care for and live out our sexual lives in front of others is a powerful lesson to them about how we view God, others, and ourselves. Remember, there’s much more to our sexual lives than the activity that takes place behind closed doors.
Loving Christ in your sex life means being pure. It means being chaste. Purity is so much more than what you don’t do. It’s who you are. Both purity and chastity are positive virtues and not merely an absence of wrong behavior. Pope John Paul II describes chastity very nicely in one of his pastoral letters:
The chaste person is not self-centered, not involved in selfish relationships with other people. Chastity makes the personality harmonious. It matures it and fills it with inner peace. This purity of mind and body helps develop true self-respect and at the same time makes one capable of respecting others, because it makes one see in them persons to reverence, insofar as they are created in the image of God and through grace are children of God, re-created by Christ who “called you out of darkness into His marvelous light” (1 Peter 2:9).1
To love God in our sex lives means to be pure in the fullness of the person God created us to be—physically, emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually. To do so is to live in wholeness. Excerpted from My Crazy Imperfect Christian Family by Glenn T. Stanton. Copyright © 2004. Used by permission of NavPress. www.navpress.com. All rights reserved.
Friday, July 15, 2005
other crazy thought 10
Monday, July 11, 2005
i am out 17
The flyover collapsed! The link road to Meru. So it will delay for a few months for the report to come out on why it failed....Another sub-standard work and materials used????? Lack of supervision. Currently I heard on television passing buck on the collapse of the flyover. One of the rules of management is taking responsibility even a manager delegates it to his officer or sub-contract out to a third party. Accountability doesnt pass. The manager must be held responsible for any failure to the project or work. It boils down to the proper supervision of the project. I wait to see what report it will publish on the flyover collapse.
Young adults are willing to be corrupted to pursue their own agendas. There will be more cases in the coming age of these people. Many bankrupts, many social problems -pregnancies, diseases, AIDS/HIVs, no respect to elders or obeying the laws, the inability to pursue on their own jobs or personal growth, and many more on their journey
Sunday, July 10, 2005
other crazy thought 9
The parables of the two sons
It is the deepest meaning
Not only on love your neighbors
It goes beyond
The stage of greater things
The countries earned its blessings
The children of the Lord of Host
The 12 tribes so they go
To the gates that they are told
Nourishing, praying, teaching
The true religion of the Lord
The bounties of the children
On stages on the appointed times
So the work of the Lord
It comes with the glorified fire
One gone to
Conquered the world
Built colonies for the Empire
The wealth of nations
So this nation inherited
Then the decline
The lost of power
The lost of control
Preaching the wrong roads
Forget the true religion of the Lord
One God one religion
Yet there is still a semblance of control
The grouping is strong
As the Lord of Host wants it to be
For the prophecy to arrive
As written in the holy texts
To put religion of His Lordship
On the right of the peoples’ minds
So this son felt the jealousy
When the wayward son got his inheritance
The slaves of the
Roared into power and wealth
Become the Supreme Ruler
The world ever seen
Through the centuries until the 2nd World War
The Americans as the other son of the lineage
Blossomed into the world stage
With the fire power none can dispute
The world felt the tremor
For a country late in the equation
Yet the Americans came into view
As the glorious brother so he was told
Many stories of years ago
O she rules the world
The oceans, the seas and land
The eyes of fire
The tongue of lashing
The people of other nations
Bowed and respected her glory
Yet the unthinkable happened
The slow progress of destruction comes
Into her heart it melts
The conduit of unbelievable sins
It lays bare the destruction for the world to see
The Americans lose the battle field
The fire ignites the glow
The thunderstorm keep brewing in the horizon
The tornadoes and hurricanes lashing her coasts
The sinful populace rings in the sky
The floods and earthquakes will swallow them
As other nations watch with tearful eyes
As the Lord has promised
Wages of sin is death
The parables of the sons
They forgot their inheritance
The laws of their own fathers
The damnation comes
As the night thief takes away
Through the night!
Saturday, July 09, 2005
i am out 16
So London blasts didnt surprise me. It had to happen. The messsages had been given yet the police didnt take enough precaution to protect their own turf. All waiting for some one to call and say 'I have put bombs in the tunnel' Lives shouldnt be that way. Warnings have been given and so it is best be cautious and speed up security checks 24/7 After awhile the deaths gone away. People forget.....'a calm before a storm'
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
i am out 15
So Tun Dr M got cheesed off by his former trade minister on AP permits. So far nothing is disclosed in the press. The government of the current PM doesnt respond to his request. Everything is silent. Transparency is only in political necking amongst themselves just to pull wool over the peoples' eyes. Fishing for votes after which back to square one again until the next election. I wonder why Dr M didnt disclose it when he was the PM? Food for thought really.
Oh...well the corruption still erupts in every facet of the society. Even in the survey of the young they agreed to be corrupted to get what they wanted. Learning from the elders...so who could blame these young adults? Like no more cases in the elite political party on money politics until the next round of party elections...Why dont they put every money into a special fund as political campaign funds to dispense it where there is a need for it? These people can apply through the party chief. In this way it is properly accounted for and for what purpose it required
and it becomes legitimate in a sense the committee in HQ approved it. Of course many party chief will apply it but there must be writing or plan submitted in advance for that purpose it is intended. In this way I think every one will be happy almost.
Corruption is a disease; it will not be forgotten or just disappear. It is the facet of the system enriched it by the political system. Something like prostitution...it is a passion for the men where wives or girlfriends do not agree to confirm to the men's wishes. Hence prosititution plays a part in the mens' lives though they could have wives or mistresses or girlfriends..Money is the gift of many desires attainable through willing to sacrifice honour for greed and power. Think about it.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
i am out 14
Today Rodney the small brown dog disappeared from the house in Kota Kemuning. It was 3 hours now and yet nothing was heard of him. Nothing on the golf course which is near the house and the security guard didnt see him either. Only the construction workers said the dog went down the road yet nobody around the houses saw him. So where did he go? Rodney found his freedom so I guessed he wanted to remain free....but could he survive in the area?
Freedom has a price; nothing will come easy. Fight with reason know the weakness and correct it above all love your neighbours you wont regret it in later years....
Sunday, July 03, 2005
i am out 13
And I have the Higher Education Minister who said UM has no hanky panky in its administration whereas the Staff Union says it has. Yet he never supports his views with proof or just listen to UM administrator for his comments. The staff union says they have proof of what the administrator allows to happen in UM. So I watch for news on how this is going....
Saturday, July 02, 2005
other crazy thought 8
There are one billion Christians who never practise it correctly as proclaimed in the religious texts. They practise multi-Gods in their proclaimation 'The Holy Father, The Son and The Holy spirits!' Allah has no equals in His administration neither He delegates it to any one. He is the one who decides the faith of each person and also the universe of His creation. He is THE LORD of mankind, the stars, the galaxy, the universe and everything one can think of. He is the author of every imaginable stories. Islam has nearly a billion followers yet their thinking too flaws in executing it in the name of Islam especially on Jihad which is only for Allah needs not for selfish or political collaborations. So about the Buddhists and the Hindus and other minor religious faiths in the world? They too walked on the wrong side of the fence. Paganism. The Lord God never approves at all!
And the population of the world is increasing. Currently over 6+ billion people on earth. Dont you think the Ancient Mayans may get it right that the world will come to an end on 23/12/2012? No??? The calculation was done many thousands of years ago by these Mayan who foresaw the destruction of our world.
The same story that God will make it right.....so will we get to know???